Exact lyrics have been hotly debated over the years. "Bell on door clanks, come on in" and "I died smothered in Andy's butt," and whether Cobain always sang "shaved" or if he sometimes used "shamed," are the most often discussed lyrics. Because so many people have an opinion on what they hear, we have tried to keep it simple by posting a transcription by Chris Lawrence of official lyric sheets available at emplive.com, and sequenced to best reflect the vocals on the 1988.01.23 demo:
Bell on door clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved, I was shaved, I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Peepee pressed against my lips
I was shaved, I was shaved, I was shaved
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt
I was shaved, I was shaved, I was shaved
From Kurt Cobain's Journals (page 46, transcribed by DN member BleachedBlack)
Bell on door clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved, I was shaved, I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed, I was shamed, I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt