Novoselic – "My name, my name is Elmo and here’s Jake Blues"
Cobain – "We’re on a mission from God!"
Channing - "??"
Novoselic – "We’ve got a cop car parked outside!"
Cobain - "I would like to explain to everyone something, my guitar ... She's broken! She's Broken! Doesn't tune worth a shit, okay"
Novoselic - "Hey"
[Cobain screaming]
Novoselic - "You wanna bet"
Cobain - "Thank you"
Novoselic - "... a schilling brother"
SCHOOL
Novoselic - ""…east coast"
Arnold tape - "Sexy slim waist ... put your arms out ..."
SCOFF
Voice - "About the girl!"
LOVE BUZZ
Novoselic - "This show is being taped for Austrian radio, so you can just tell ... tell them all to fuck off or hello, I love you, go to hell!"
Voice - "Fuck off!"
Novoselic – "Suck off!"
Voice – "Fuck off"
Novoselic - "Fuck off, there's a party in your mouth and you're all invited to come!"
Voice - "About A Girl!"
Cobain – "Chris"
Novoselic – "...my guitar"
Cobain - "Yes. I don't know if we're supposed to…"
FLOYD THE BARBER
Cobain - "Gee thanks"
Voice - "About the girl! About the girl!"
DIVE
Voice - "About A Girl"
Novoselic - "I love girls"
Voice - "Why don't you fucking sing about the girl?"
Novoselic - "I think about girls every day"
Voice - "About the Girl"
Novoselic - "I think about girls all the time, what do you think, I'm some kind of queer or something man, sure I sing about girls man, I love girls, no kidding, women are great, I love 'em and I can't live without 'em. I love my mothers and my daughters, my mother is a girl, my mother is a girl. I know my girls! My mom is a girl, my aunt is a girl, my grandma's a girl, that's right, I love girls!"
Voice - "Sing about fucking girls, fucking ... Fuck 'em"
Novoselic - "I fuck girls, you gotta believe it, I fuck girls because I ain't gonna fuck no guy that's for damn sure!"
Voice - "Well why don't you then?"
Novoselic - "Why don't I fuck a girl? Are there any girls who wanna fuck right now?"
Voices - "No!"
Novoselic - "If you know a girl that'll fuck me right now, then she's a slut! I have no respect for her whatsoever! Course I sing about girls, I love girls, how can I prove it, how can I prove it? Oh, I read a porno magazine and I got sexually fucking aroused, uh, uh!"
Voice - "Sing about fucking girls! Sing about fucking girls! Sing about fucking girls!"
Voice - "Shut up you fucking asshole"
Voice - "Sing about fucking girls man, sing a song about fucking girls!"
Novoselic - "Not only girls have long hair, a lot of guys have long hair too, I mean this is 1989, what fucking hole have you crawled out of?"
Voice - "Sing a song about fucking girls man!"
Novoselic - "Tell this guy about the ayatollah and give him a machine gun and he'll fucking clear this place apart"
Voice - "come on fucking tune your guitar and sing about fucking girls man"
Novoselic - "I'd like to tell you about this next song, it's about homosexual love, 'cos we're all queers man! (crowd cheers and claps) we're all butt pirates here, we're butthole surfers"
Voice - "Fuck you!"
Cobain - "By the way, Chris is a girl"
Novoselic - "and I'll prove it to you right now! He's a queer"
Cobain - "This song is about a queer"
ABOUT A GIRL
Novoselic - "Are you happy? Are you happy now? You didn't have to raise all that fuss I mean, you just shoulda asked you know? We'll do it"
SPANK THRU
Novoselic – "next song? What do you wanna hear?"
Voice - "Fuck you man!"
Voice - "About A Girl?"
BIG CHEESE
Novoselic - "[singing] I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my mom won't admit it! [burps] I'm a boy and if I say I am I will get it, that's for you""
SAPPY
Novoselic - "Danke"
BREED
Cobain - "[off mic] Should we tune down to D ??"
Voice - "Come on you motherfucker!"
Novoselic - "Watch your language man!"
Voice - "That's it motherfucker, talk about something else man"
Novoselic - "What do you want me to talk about? Girls? Some more, let's talk about girls, I am a girl, I'm a girl, I'll prove it to ya, I'll prove it to you right now! [drum roll] I'm a boy, I'm a boy!"
BEEN A SON
Voice - "Play you fucking guitar man, fucking play it!"
NEGATIVE CREEP
Novoselic - "That's it, I'm hypnotised. Does that look like an accordion, what is that a cello? It's a fucking guitar man!"
Voice - "Then fucking play it for fucks sake!"
BLEW
Voice - "We've got some T-shirts on sale on stage here later on, thank you"
Cobain - "Thank you! Good night and God bless!"
Novoselic - "Danke, danke, danke. This next song is About A Girl! We're all the fruit of women's wombs, ain't that heavy, ponder that, smoke some pot, ponder that"
Voice - "Hey man, one more treat for the audience man"
Cobain - "yes"
Voice - "thank you man!"
Novoselic - "How are we gonna do this?"
Voice - "Plug it in!"
Channing - "Break the sucker!"
Novoselic – "These are all our songs"
Cobain - "my guitar's… Check, check, check, I want some ree-verb"
Novoselic - "You gotta crank the mic on this song, okay?"
Cobain - "And the bass really fucking loud Craig"
Voice - "And one last beer for the audience"
Novoselic - "You can't get blood out of a Turnip brother"
Voice - "OK, play 50 minutes more OK?"
Cobain - "Hey Tad, do you wanna play guitar? Yeah! You only have to learn 4 notes, 4 notes!"
Novoselic - "I don't even know…"
Voice - "Give us some drinks man, we're a lousy audience without drinks in our hands, we're fuckers without drinks in our hands"
[Lots of cheering]
VENDETAGAINST
[with TAD on guitar]
Channing – "I’d like to thank Tad, thanks a lot, donkey show. And I’m a little stranded!"